Xbox jokes
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.