Xbox jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.