Xbox

Xbox Jokes

Funeral

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Orphan

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

Son

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.

Michael Jackson

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

Orphan

On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."

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  • Hooker

    How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

    Road

    Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

    Child

    What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.

    Color

    I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.

    Orphan

    What was the orphan's first video game console?

    PS5 because it has no home button.