Xbox jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.