What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
My Xbox has been acting up lately...
So I painted it black to make it run faster
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
why did the orphan play gta so he could get wanted
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don't have one *laughs* Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS* 2021-2022
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
does any one have a xbox 1? my gamer tag is Chalkyfrog11 add me and commet on this post telling me ur gamer tag.
