Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
What is the difference between a orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
