NASA

Anonymous

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Roman

Anonymous

Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!

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Ball

Reticent_Owl

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Eating

Daniel King

What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?

Mac n Cheese 🧀.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about- Anonymouse

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Kidnapping

Hi

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

Computer

Elephant Girl

Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.

Girlfriend

Dickjerker

Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

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Friend

Daniel King

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

Cow

Lee Hoffman

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)

Common

I'm not funny

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

Sadness

Anonymous

Very sad today found my pet mouse ’ Elvis ’ dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .

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Mouse

Bamboo

What can a mouse do? He cliks.

Movie

PJ Masks

What is mouse’s favourite movie? Sharpay’s Fabu-mouse Adventure!

Chair

Bru bros big nuts

When your mom comes in at night then sees your… Sleeping, but sees something moving so she gets a chair and wacks it then she says" I thought it was a mouse 🐁"

Shooting

B-rett

A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”

There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”

There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”

There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”

There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”

Then it all happened

The fly dropped six inches

The fish came up and caught the fly

The bear came out and caught the fish

The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich

The mouse went for the sandwich

The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond

The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.

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Bath

Gwen

What did the mouse say after it’s bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!

Race

D.K.

me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

Wet

CheetoBandito

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.