Mouse jokes
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."