Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
