Mouse jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"