I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
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What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.