Time jokes
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Memes
Kill the commies
Have a good summer!
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.