What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Time Jokes
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Have a good summer!
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
