Orphanage

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

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Alright, listen up, nimrod! The joke is that the narrator works at an orphanage. A kid asks what happened to all the parents. The narrator tells her that *her* parents left her on purpose. It's funny because it's a dark thing to say to a kid, especially by someone who works at an orphanage! And you are so dumb you probably think orphanages are full of orange juice.

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Haha- why is that oddly funny