Hourglass jokes

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.