Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Deaf Kid Car Accident
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about "herd" sounding like "heard." The deaf kid couldn't have "heard" about the accident on the news because he can't hear, ya dingus. It's wordplay. Now go back to drooling.