Cock jokes

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Woah, nice cock.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.