what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
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Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What do hostess twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍
What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
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