Cock jokes

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Nice cock, bitch.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

Woah, nice cock.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

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What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

Cock.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

My cock was in the book of world records...

The librarian told me to take it out.

My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.