if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

My cock was in the book of world records… The librarian told me to take it out

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I took it from her though.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

What do shemales and barns have in common?

Cocks

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

You can’t jelly your cock into a girl’s mouth.

what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot

Cock cock whos there? nbody ia rgwew

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: “I Zora Cock!”

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.

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