Cock

Cock Jokes

Shotgun

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

Guy

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

Gay Man

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Priest

One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.

Memes

Rape

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Sausage

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Life

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

Girlfriend

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Bounce

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Dog

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

Doctor

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Santa

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

Rooster

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.