What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Jack quietly crawled through Jillโs bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
โBoo.โ
โJack!โ She yelled, โwhat are you doing here?โ
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
โI figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?โ He said.
โThat sounds fun,โ said Jill.
โCโmon, letโs go!โ
The kids climbed down from Jillโs second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jillโs hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
โYou ready?โ Asked Jack
โReady as Iโll ever be,โ Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jillโs chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
โIโve waited a long time for this...โ he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jillโs dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
โSilly Jack, didnโt you know? Iโm not Jill. I never was. My nameโs Randy. Youโre mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.โ Said Randy.
Randy moved Jackโs head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jackโs head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randyโs legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randyโs fist hurtling towards him...
Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing Iโve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh itโs not what you think, Iโm just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when heโs holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks