Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.

My cock was in the book of world records… The librarian told me to take it out

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was… his cock

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I took it from her though.

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

What do shemales and barns have in common?

Cocks

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

my cock lmao

What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

You can’t jelly your cock into a girl’s mouth.

what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho

student: what’s the best thing in the world teacher: i don’t know what student: hard rock cock

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot

So you can’t pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it’s your landlord but he’s naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.

I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English