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Cock Jokes

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Why did the heterosexual man ๐Ÿ‘จ put a mask ๐Ÿ˜ท on his cock to protect himself from covid silly boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ณ what do physically handicapped โ™ฟ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

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My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What do hostess twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿจ

Jack quietly crawled through Jillโ€™s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,

โ€œBoo.โ€

โ€œJack!โ€ She yelled, โ€œwhat are you doing here?โ€

Jack sat down next to her and smiled.

โ€œI figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?โ€ He said.

โ€œThat sounds fun,โ€ said Jill.

โ€œCโ€™mon, letโ€™s go!โ€

The kids climbed down from Jillโ€™s second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jillโ€™s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.

โ€œYou ready?โ€ Asked Jack

โ€œReady as Iโ€™ll ever be,โ€ Jill replied with a wink.

Jack laid his hand on Jillโ€™s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.

โ€œIโ€™ve waited a long time for this...โ€ he whispered.

Jack slowly pulled up Jillโ€™s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.

โ€œSilly Jack, didnโ€™t you know? Iโ€™m not Jill. I never was. My nameโ€™s Randy. Youโ€™re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.โ€ Said Randy.

Randy moved Jackโ€™s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jackโ€™s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randyโ€™s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randyโ€™s fist hurtling towards him...

one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up

Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock spit out the feathers

๐Ÿค” what do ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ gay men who are physically handicapped โ™ฟ can do better than a ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐Ÿ‘จ man who is heteroflexable when ๐Ÿค” he has another ๐Ÿ‘จ man's ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜‰ cock inside ๐Ÿ˜‹ of his warm mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘„ give a ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ good blowjob

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing Iโ€™ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh itโ€™s not what you think, Iโ€™m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when heโ€™s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks