What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santaβs wet cock