Jack and Jill

no name

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Dirty Joke

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker

Dick

Anonymous

My cock was in the book of world records… The librarian told me to take it out

Blonde

savage redneck

what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.

Adoption

Tylers mom.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.

Wife

Ray

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

Difference

Jayden

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

Jack and Jill

Gamer

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.

Offensive

Bob77

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

Daughter

-The Orthodox-

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

Sex

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Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn’t matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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Sister

Anonymous

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad’s cock tastes of blood.

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Offensive

McPhucker

Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

Jack and Jill

jack

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

Sex

Anonymous

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I took it from her though.

Girl

Anonymous

Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock

Clock

McCune

if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock

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Sex

Anonymous

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Taste

Anonymous

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.