Cock jokes
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
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What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.