Scandal jokes
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.