Scandal jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Stroke victims are my heroes.

My favorite is Louis C.K.