Scandal jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.