What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Scandal Jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
