Scandal jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"