Scandal

Scandal Jokes

Priest

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

Nun

Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."

Priest

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Priest

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Donald Trump

"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"

"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"

Crack

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Shelter

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

Priest

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

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  • Jimmy Savile

    I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

    They both came in a little behind.

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  • Kelly Clarkson

    Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

    Priest

    What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?

    A colonoscopy.

    Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

    Bill

    What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

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  • Trump

    Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?

    So he could trump that little bitch!

    Monica Lewinsky

    Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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