Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
