Scandal jokes
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.