Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white
Innocent
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap