Whopper jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.