Whopper jokes

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?

Hopper Jr.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.