Whopper jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.