How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
