Whopper jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.