Whopper Jokes

Revenge

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

Sex

Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Priest

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.