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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

Animal jokes, Eh?

Toucan play at that game.

when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair’s getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can’t I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it’s cheating! Student- No! it’s the object of the game.

Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.