What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
What’s a orphan favourite game?
GTA because there actually wanted?
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
what war game can the French win? none there always losing
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
me.i want ps5. dad. alright I will say no
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.