Game jokes
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
I love games.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.