What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What’s a orphan favourite game?
GTA because there actually wanted?
Lol
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
