A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied:

“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

Animal jokes, Eh?

Toucan play at that game.

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

A new game the whole family can play…

Incest

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

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