My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Why are cats 🐈 good at video games!
Because they have nine lives!
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.