Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
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Today I Vance a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
Q: Why do birds need feathers? A: To cover up their butt quack!