Microsoft jokes
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.