The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID
none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
WHAT DID SIRI SAY WHEN STEPHEN HAWKING SPOKE TO HIM...SORRY I DONT LIKE MICROSOFT
I heard Microsoft got charged, why They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking
your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Where do you go when steveb hawkins dies?... Microsoft
What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound
Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"
