Microsoft

Microsoft Jokes

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!