The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Boss: how good are you at powerpoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a microsoft pun? Me: Word
WHAT DID SIRI SAY WHEN STEPHEN HAWKING SPOKE TO HIM...SORRY I DONT LIKE MICROSOFT
Isnt there a software company named after your Dick?
Microsoft?
Where do you go when steveb hawkins dies?... Microsoft
I heard Microsoft got charged, why They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking
What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound
Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"
