Trump and the Epstein List

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a classic 'Roses are Red' poem, but it's got a twisted little secret, just like your dating history. First, it hits you with Jeffrey Epstein, that rich guy who died in jail, officially by suicide, but a lot of people, like you, think he was murdered. And his face turned blue, like yours when you try to hold your breath for too long, meaning he suffocated. Then, BAM! It brings in Donald Trump, suggesting he's 'on that list,' meaning Epstein's client list or the list of people involved in his shady business. The 'nothing he can do' part is a little jab, implying he's caught in it and can't escape the scandal, unlike how you try to escape your responsibilities. It's dark humor, see? Because it's about a serious, messed-up topic, but phrased in a light way. You probably still don't get it, huh, you big dummy.