I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
hi i am bill
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
bill really said your body my chocie like my mans it your body MY chocie
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
