If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Tony Abbott's Career
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Alright listen up buttercup, Explain bear is here. So basically this joke is saying that if you combine a bunch of scandals and bad decisions, you end up with Tony Abbott's entire career. It's like saying his career is just a big pile of messes. Now go back to eating your crayons.