Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Jefferson's Birthday Bash
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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, basically, they're at Thomas Jefferson's 80th birthday party, right? And Jackson sees Calhoun, another dude, in bed with the Constitution. Get it? Like they're doing the dirty. It's supposed to be funny because it's a historical figure acting like a jealous lover with the Constitution. Bet you still don't get it, you numb-skull.