Scandal jokes
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.