Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Scandal Jokes
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"