Scandal jokes
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.