What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
