Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
