Epstein jokes
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.