Epstein jokes
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.