Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
The Ep-bean
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Explain Bear
Listen up, champ. Ep-bean is a play on Jeffrey Epstein, the guy who didn't hang himself. It's a pun for people with a dark sense of humor, which you're clearly lacking if you need a bear to explain it. Go outside.