Chris Brown jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
