What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Q What is Chris Browns #1 Hit A Rihanna
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom
