Whopper and a Priest

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! So, you know how a priest is, like, around kids? And you know how a Whopper is a burger with meat? Well, this "joke" is saying the Whopper is like a priest 'cause it's got meat (the burger) between young buns (get it?). It's trying to be edgy, but it's just... ew. You probably think that edgy is cool? News flash, it ain't.