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As I was eating this girl out I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed "oh Grandma! That's how you died

What's the most difficult about being a paediatric surgeon?

Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

19_What's the difference between a woman and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.