"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Good Morning Sleepy-Head
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date? Hi, nice to meet you
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.