Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby Jokes

Poem

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Party

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Rape

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

Date

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

Gun

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

Common

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

Rape

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Rape

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

Judge

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

Woman

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

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  • Film

    Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

    Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

    Santa Claus

    What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

    They both come while you’re asleep.

    Alien

    What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

    Aliens vs. Predator

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  • Crime

    What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).