Bill Cosby jokes
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.