Bill Cosby jokes
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"