Bill Cosby jokes
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.