Scandal jokes
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Memes
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.