I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Scandal Jokes
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
