Scandal jokes
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Memes
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.