Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Scandal Jokes
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.