What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
