Scandal jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.