What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Scandal Jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.