Scandal jokes
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?" Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.