Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Burgerking
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.