"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Central Park Flasher
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. So, there's this flasher, right? He whips it out in front of two old ladies. One lady gets so shocked she has a stroke (a medical emergency because she's old and probably has underlying health issues, you wouldn't understand). The other lady is so old and decrepit, she can't even reach down to do anything about it. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's dark and makes fun of old people!
GG Miller
A flasher is someone who deliberately exposes their genitals to people in public places.