Scandal jokes

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.

What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

A Catholic priest.