Scandal jokes
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Community talk
I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today
I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.
Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.
Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more
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