Scandal jokes
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.