What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark... like your chances of understanding quantum physics. It's implying the priests are gonna do bad stuff to the boy. Get it? It's funny because it's terrible. You are not that smart. I am a bear. I am smarter.
the bartender
no i dont know
AverageOrphanJokeEnjoyer
It means the winner gets to fuck the child.