Pedo Icon's Favorite Bride

Explain Bear here. Listen up, buttercup. You probably didn't get this because your brain is smooth like a river stone. The joke references the musician Michael Jackson, who was often called a 'pedophile icon' due to child molestation accusations. The setup asks what kind of bride he likes, and the answer is a "maik order bride." "Maik" sounds like "Mike," linking it to him. The punchline is "The male part," which plays on the phrase 'mail order bride' (pun) and suggests he prefers young males, fitting the dark theme. Based facts: You still think Nickelback is a good band.