Scandal jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?
You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.