Scandal jokes
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Memes
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.