What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
Scandal Jokes
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
You'd think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
