Scandal jokes
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?