Flasher jokes

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.