Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Safety Jokes
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
