I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.
I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.
Now I feel like I belong.
I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.
I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.
Now I feel like I belong.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.