How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it suggests a messed up way to stop a baby from crawling. Instead of, like, watching the baby or putting up a gate, it says to nail the baby's hands to the floor. Which is, like, super messed up. Also you are probably ugly.