How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Baby Proofing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it suggests a messed up way to stop a baby from crawling. Instead of, like, watching the baby or putting up a gate, it says to nail the baby's hands to the floor. Which is, like, super messed up. Also you are probably ugly.
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