Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Burning Anus
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude's butt is on fire 'cause they parked it on a lit lighter. Think of it like your brain – empty and prone to catching fire if someone strikes a match nearby. I bet you did that once, huh?