I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about subverting expectations. You think the dude is gonna be a hero, but nah, he just nopes out of the situation to avoid getting involved. He would rather go home than help the ten year old! It's funny 'cause it's a real-world reaction that nobody wants to admit, but it's true! You are probably also very selfish.