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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

The image shows the front of a liquor store with wooden poles angled into the ground near the parking lot. Text overlaid on the image says, "The front of a liquor store".

A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."

lol

A text message screenshot with the text: "PLEASE HELP ME I'M LOCKED UP IN A VERY CREEPY ROOM AND THEY'LL TRY TO KILL ME SO PLS HELP" with red circles indicating the letters that, when combined, spell "HELP". Above the text is written "Look closely." below it: "Does my friend need help?" with arrows pointing to the letters in the text message.

Yaaaass

A car is flipped on its roof at an intersection. A road sign next to it says "THANK YOU for driving carefully." A police car with flashing lights is in the background.

A sign that reads: "NO DRUGS OR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ALLOWED INSIDE THE RESTROOMS."

Two signs side-by-side are shown. The first sign on the left shows a gun with a circle and line through it and the text 'All weapons are prohibited on these premises.' The sign on the right shows a silhouette of a person holding a gun with the text 'The next person who shoots up the school is double gay.' above the silhouette, the text is above it.

Like if you know what i'm talking about

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a smiling boy wearing a seatbelt inside a car. The text above him reads: "CHILDREN MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT". The bottom part shows the inside of a school bus with many empty seats. The text below reads: "EXCEPT IF YOU PUT 50 OF THEM IN ONE VEHICLE".

A tabby cat looks at the viewer with a serious expression. Text overlay reads: "if you ever feel safe just remember i'm out there".

Halloween meme 🎃🎃🎃

The image is a tweet that reads: "Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers. Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me."

Well boys how we gonna fix this issue

The image shows two frames. The top one is a photo of a fire extinguisher on fire. The bottom frame shows two panels of a cartoon firefighter with an alarmed look on his face and his finger up.

A man in a black mask and camouflage pants points to a Boeing airplane with the word 'BOEING' written on the side.

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of two signs. The upper sign is yellow and reads "SLOW, CHILDREN AT PLAY." The lower sign is white and reads "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

A red toy phone has the words "It's Time to Call" above "911". A hand is pressing the button. There are cartoon children on the side.

A sidewalk with a large, phallic-shaped hole, accompanied by the text "Fell over on my morning walk. 😬"

Slow down prostitute ahead

The image shows a road sign with a red triangle and a silhouette of a woman in a dress holding a bag. Below the triangle, the text reads "Slowdown Prostitutes ahead" in black letters on a white background. The road sign is placed on a street with trees and other cars visible in the background.

TechPriestGotDrip

Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore

A silver toaster is floating in space with a galaxy background. Text is written over the image: "New waterproof toaster."

A photo shows two signs posted one above the other. The top sign is a yellow diamond with the word "SLOW" above an image of a running figure and the words "CHILDREN AT PLAY" below. The second sign is a white rectangle with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY".

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

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