A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Safety Jokes
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
