They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
