after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs, i replied "OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR FUCKING ARMS!"
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A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Whats the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N Word Passes.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!