Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. You see, a fireman wears suspenders to, like, keep his pants from falling down. It's a silly question with an obvious answer. You know, kinda like why you're always asking dumb questions. Get it now, Einstein?