The 400+ Best Something Jokes

Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs

Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.

Person: why'd you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3

You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that

A Vampire goes to the Bakery:

Vampire🧛‍♂️: „One Bun please.“

Bäcker👩‍🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“

Vampir🧛‍♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.