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I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
this is especially fun with human body's
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Ert.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!