Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
โWeโre calling Child Protective Services.โ
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
i saw a monkey outside of school and said a look a monkey i got expelled the next day.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
News: ook! says an interviewed monkey
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What is a monkeyโs ๐ favorite dance move?
The banana ๐ split.
Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
never search up monkey with blue balls
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
Why did the monkey ๐ take his banana ๐ to the doctor ๐ฉโโ๏ธ?
Because it wasnโt peeling good.
Weโve got to celebrate our differences ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
