Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Monkey Man’s mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? – A cross.

One day a cow ate a fish

what came out the other side?

A dead fish.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong

A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one

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