Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them µяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
News: ook! says an interviewed monkey
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
Monkey monkey monkey monkey
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What do humans and monkeys have in common… they both hang from trees
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved. (Written by Paragon Dart Monkey)
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
