Best political joke....... Joe Biden
My name is Joe Biden and I forgot this message.
Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife
A knife has a point
JOE BIDEN
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!