Joe Biden jokes
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Joe Biden
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!