Cross

Oz

Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street

7

Gun

The Milkman

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already

Lost

Anonymous

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

Paul Walker

Anonymous

Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt

5

Priest

Anonymous

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?”

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?

0

Puns

The Flourine Bismuth

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: “I’m feeling really positive today” and the other replied: “I know. I stole your electron”. Then the first atom said “How Ionic”

Darkness

Anonymous

kid asks "what is dark humor?" me points"see at that guy across the street…" kid:"i can’t… I’m blind" me:"exactly "

Name

Mr.Randoms

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

4

Puns

Anonymous

I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street

Kidnapping

Anonymous

one man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up

Offensive

D......fickenkid

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

2

Priest

The_Hagseed

One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens!!!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

German

Ya Boi

A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

3

Smell

boopadoopadudat

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

0

Saw

Razor

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street

The Street

Anonymous

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall lol

Orphan

Anonymous

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home

The orphan where do I go

The teacher home

Orphan catch me on the streets then

Girl

Zane

So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

Guy

batman

do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.

Mum

Anonymous

Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we’ve eaten the yogurt inside.